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Finance
jokes for the past week |
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Below are
our selected Finance jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks
for visiting us!
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| 1. How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? None; they're all waiting for the unseen hand of the market to correct the lighting disequilibrium. |
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| 2. Can I afford it? I have enough money to last me the rest of my life...unless I buy something! |
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| 3. Corn dog, anyone? Old bankers never die, they just lose interest. |
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| 4. Good news/bad news: A priest announced to his congregation: 'I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.' |
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| 5. Economics 101: Talk is cheap, because the supply always exceeds the demand. |
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| 6. How many investors does it take to change a light bulb? None - the market has already discounted the change. |
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| 7. Think about it: There are three sorts of economist. Those who can count, and those who can't. |
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