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Finance
jokes for the past week |
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Below are
our selected Finance jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks
for visiting us!
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| 1. Good Advice: Borrow money from pessimists-they don't expect it back. |
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| 2. Everything is relative: No matter how bad it gets, I'm rich at the dollar store. |
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| 3. Another day older: I've discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week and the government spends 7. |
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| 4. Paradox: Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. |
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| 5. How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because, look! It's getting brighter! It's definitely getting brighter !! |
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| 6. Keep this in mind: He who dies with the most toys is still dead. |
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| 7. Relative truth: No one appreciates thrift like an heir. |
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