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Finance
jokes for the past week |
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Below are
our selected Finance jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks
for visiting us!
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| 1. Quote: When you’ve got them by their wallets, their hearts and minds will follow. (Fern Naito) |
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| 2. How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself. |
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| 3. Expensive lesson: When a professor was grading tests from his class, he noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next day that student got his test back, with $51 change! |
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| 4. Sad truth: Economic forecasters assume everything, except responsibility. |
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| 5. Please tell me: Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds', they already know we don't have any money? |
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| 6. Quote: Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die. (Max Asnas) |
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| 7. How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb? None. If it really needed changing, market forces would have caused it to happen. |
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