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Confucius
jokes for the past week |
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Below are
our selected Confucius jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks
for visiting us!
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| 1. Confucius say: Man who eat too many prunes get run for money |
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| 2. Confucius say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. |
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| 3. Confucius say: He who eat ice cream in car is a Sundae Driver. |
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| 4. Confucius say: Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. |
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| 5. Confucius say: Give a man fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for a lifetime. |
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| 6. Confucius say: Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert. |
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| 7. Confucius say: When called an idiot, sometimes it is better to remain quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt. |
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