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Computer
jokes for the past week |
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Below are
our selected Computer jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks
for visiting us!
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| 1. Computer message: Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. |
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| 2. What you don’t want to hear from your computer support technician: Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy? |
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| 3. Interesting things you learn about computers from movies: If you display a file on the screen and someone deletes the file, it also disappears from the screen. There are no ways to copy a backup file - and there are no undelete utilities. |
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| 4. Why computers must be female: As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. |
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| 5. Computer definition - Computer update: A quick method of trashing all of your software. |
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| 6. Why computers must be female: The message, 'Bad command or filename,' is as helpful as, 'If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you.' |
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| 7. Recent mergers: Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers are now Fairwell Honeychild. |
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