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Computer
jokes for the past week |
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Below are
our selected Computer jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks
for visiting us!
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| 1. How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb? None. They will just declare darkness the new standard. |
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| 2. Proper diskette care and usage: Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent infestation by bugs. |
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| 3. Recent mergers: Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil are now Honey, I'm Home |
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| 4. Avoid this error: FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue... |
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| 5. Quote: To become one with your computer is to reach a state of nerdvana. (Scott Adams) |
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| 6. What you don’t want to hear from your computer support technician: We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery. |
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| 7. Interesting things you learn about computers from movies: Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans operating computers never make mistakes under stress. |
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