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Computer jokes for the past week

Below are our selected Computer jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks for visiting us!
1. How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a light bulb? None. They will just declare darkness the new standard.
2. Proper diskette care and usage: Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent infestation by bugs.
3. Recent mergers: Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil are now Honey, I'm Home
4. Avoid this error: FATAL SYSTEM ERROR: Press F13 to continue...
5. Quote: To become one with your computer is to reach a state of nerdvana. (Scott Adams)
6. What you don’t want to hear from your computer support technician: We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery.
7. Interesting things you learn about computers from movies: Computers never crash during key, high-intensity activities. Humans operating computers never make mistakes under stress.
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