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Car
jokes for the past week |
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Below are our selected Car jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and
thanks for visiting us!
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| 1. If Microsoft built cars: Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads. |
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| 2. You need a new car when: Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club." |
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| 3. What your car says about you: Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states. |
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| 4. Real driving test answer: Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate number. |
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| 5. Real description from insurance claim form: (Drive had collision with a cow) The questions and answers on the claim form were: Q: What warning was given by you? A: Horn Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo |
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| 6. What NOT to say to a cop who pulls you over: Aren't you the guy from the village people? |
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| 7. Funny car bumper sticker: Heart attacks - God's revenge for eating his animal friends. |
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Truck Trend - An online magazine. |
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