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Car jokes for the past week

Below are our selected Car jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks for visiting us!
1. You need a new car when: While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
2. Rule for driving in New York city: Whenever possible, stop in the middle of a crosswalk to ensure inconveniencing as many pedestrians as possible.
3. What your car says about you: Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers.
4. Real driving test answer: Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? A: Carry loaded weapons.
5. Real description from insurance claim form: 'A pedestrian hit me and went under my car'.
6. Confucius say: Man who open car door for girl friend reveal one thing: either girl friend is new or car is new.
7. Funny car bumper sticker: You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
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