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Car jokes for the past week

Below are our selected Car jokes for the past week. Enjoy, and thanks for visiting us!
1. What NOT to say to a cop who pulls you over: I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Funny car bumper sticker: I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person!
3. If Microsoft built cars: You could only have one person at a time in your car, unless you bought Car XP or Car Vista , but then you'd have to buy more seats.
4. You need a new car when: Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
5. BMW or Mercedes: My son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so cute in his valet parking attendant uniform.
6. What your car says about you: Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns.
7. Real description from insurance claim form: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: "I could have travelled by bus".
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